TURKEYS HATE YOU! - A Very Thankful Teaser - Nature Hates You Teasers
Turkeys hate you, and you may not even realize it. Eating your Thanksgiving bird will feel so much more satisfying now that you know the truth.
View ArticleFEET HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
They hold your off-brand sandals and a real man's exoskeleton war suit. Feet are nature's walkin meat. And Feet Hate You!
View ArticlePOTATOES HATE YOU! A Tot Sized Trailer - Nature Hates You Teasers
Listen up spuds, you may enjoy the occasional fry or chip, but beware. Potatoes have eyes and they are watching you. At all times. Yeah, even when you did that thing you are not proud of. Potatoes...
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The horror of vacant eyes. The chill-inducing quiver of a fleshy red wattle. Turkeys are the gobble gobble goblins of the bird world and Turkeys Hate You.
View ArticleMOOSE HATE YOU! - A Big Brown Teaser - Nature Hates You Teasers
Moose aren't the dimwitted squirell sidekicks the lame stream media has made them out to be. They are blood thirsty monsters that will kill you in your dreams. That may not be entirely true, but...
View ArticlePOTATOES HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
The feel of starchy balls in your hands. The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and Potatoes Hate You!
View ArticleMOOSE HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
The awe-inspiring size of a thousand five hundred pound bull. The beauty of a cow crossing calm water. Moose are the monsters of the deer world and Moose Hate You!
View ArticleEGGNOG HATES YOU! And That's No Yolk! - Nature Hates You Teasers
Take something gross, mix in something that can make you sick and then add booze. There, now you have eggnog. Eggnog is icky and Eggnog Hates You!
View ArticleFlaming Gazelle Yule Log Hates You! - Nature Hates You
Happy Holidays from Nature Hates You! Keep this gazelle burning on a cold winter night and remember back on all the things that hate you. Good night and good luck.
View ArticleEGGNOG HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The cool feel of a cold glass of holiday cheer. The rejuvenating jolt of knowing that you won't have to do this sober. Eggnog is all of you're baby's favorite ingredients mixed with your drunk Aunt...
View ArticleCHRISTMAS TREES HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
The sweet smell of pine needles. The wonder of shining lights. Christmas Trees are outdoor plants murdered to appease our one true lord Santa Claus. And Christmas Trees Hate You.
View ArticleFAMILY HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The joy of watching them succeed. The double joy of watching them watch them succeed. Family is everything and Family Hates You!
View ArticleSNOW HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The majesty of freshly covered trees. The tranquility of flakes descending from on high. Snow is rain you can make balls out of and Snow Hates You.
View ArticleHEDGEHOGS HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
The joy of one in your hand. The excitement that comes right before juggling two of them. Hedgehogs are the perfect pets for throwing and Hedgehogs Hate You!
View ArticleRED HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
Red: It's the color of passion, love, communism and meat death. And Red Hates You! Image Credit: Sean McCormick
View ArticleFRICTION HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The wonder of using it to stop a train. The joy of feeling it on your hand as you butt slide to freedom. Friction is science talk for stuff rubbin on each other and Friction Hates You!
View ArticleFARTS HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
They're slowly growing inside us, building up mass, waiting to strike. Farts are invisible butt babies and Farts Hate You!
View ArticleCHOCOLATE HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
It's classier than eating pure sugar and the only truly decadent bean. Chocolate is what Mama thought the world was a box of and Chocolate Hates You!
View ArticleBABIES HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
They're miniature versions of you, or more likely miniature versions of two strangers you've never met and probably wouldn't like. Most babies aren't yours and All Babies Hate You!
View ArticleYEAST HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
Yeast is the key ingredient in beer, wine, whiskey and pretty much every other alcohol. It's the fungi that makes us all fun guys. And Yeast Hates You!
View ArticleSPIDERS HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
The beauty of an intricate web, the majesty of shooting silk. Spiders are the creepy crawly looms of the natural world and Spiders Hate You!
View ArticleCOFFEE HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The invigorating scent of the day's first pot. The eye-opening buzz of your morning cup-a. Coffee is like an alarm clock you can drink and would kill for and Coffee Hates You!
View ArticleTEETH HATE YOU! - Nature Hates You
Teeth are the chewing, chomping, champing, biting, munching, mashing, smashing, grinding, gnawing, gnashing, manducating, masticating nibbling, temporary residents of your head and teeth hate you.
View ArticleCURIOSITY HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
The allure of the unknown, the lust for knew experiences. Curiosity fuels our biggest adventures and Curiosity Hates You!
View ArticleNATURE HATES YOU HATES YOU! - Nature Hates You
Well, that's it folks, the last episode of Nature Hates You! We have enjoyed making them almost as much as you've enjoyed watching them. Please stay tuned to youtube.com/revision3 for more fun and...
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